It's the oldest play in the book, coming right out of the playbooks of the Mayans. And still it couldn't have been historically more different or similar. Mayans were a competitive race. And more so than anything else, their passion and competitiveness was displayed when it came to sports. Fierce fighters, standing their own till the very end, often making sacrifices to their gods to help them excel, human sacrifices.
But history never repeats itself completely. So reveals the sting operation that our correspondents myself and an inside source executed impeccably, although being busy with other more important, and the so called, Breaking News'. I can safely say that there were no human sacrifices made, yet atleast. But then again, there are these levels to which the "co-owners" (as pointed out promptly by someone, being the mistake in my last piece) have stooped to. Human Sacrifice, or your Self-Conscience sacrifice? And then they play hide and seek with thy Integrity. This is going to be messy, even before it starts.
Excerpts from the Sting Operation:
POR, where art thou? Katputliyon ki tarah nachaaunga main inhe. Insider Trading, baayen haath ka khel and saala owners ko toh pata bhi nahi chalega. Kuch toh faayda uthaun POR ka. And from where I stand all these are just fools. Aur rahi baat MM ki, time waste karne ki bilkul zaroorat nahi hai unpe. And they think they are offering them those beers, VIP passes to the after parties. Woh kya jaane ki yahan abhi ke abhio dry day declare kar sakta hun main. Morons.
DD. Let's not talk about over confidence here. We know we are the best. Blah Blah Blah..... What they forget is how we have managed to parcel off UD to TMK. They wouldn't know what hit them. Sheesh, Diwaaron ke bhi kaan hote hain. And rahi baaki baat, well paise were well invested. Team ki toh zaroorat hi kahan, kaafi hai hum 3 log hi.
TMK. There can only be one smart ass here. I will show them all. Inn logon ko lagta hai ki meri help se saari glory apne naam kar lenge. Inke sabki......... Dekh lunga. Dark Horse, Party Poopers, sab hum hi hain. And rahi baat bhasad machane ki, toh voh toh mera janm sidh adhikaar hai.
J.E.D.I. We'll show them. That plan to leave out the star performer from last year, SK, was a master stroke. We'll oversell that lambu to other teams and eat into their market cap. Hila ke rakh denge sabko.
Auction. Master stroke by POR, trying to include Thakur into it. << Whowudhavthunk that he is the inside man >> And the scoop is clearer than ever. That so called Ta.. would not even know what hit him by the next edition.
Match Fixing. Smartass Madan and his strange ploys. He doesn't know who he is dealing with here. Aise 10 toh main sirf ball boys rakhta hun apne backyard mein. Karne de usse koshish, and khush hone de. 4 pal ki chaandi hai, let him be. And, MM ka toh fixing karke bhi scope nahi hai.
And they think they are the smart asses. Well whatever happens, nothing could be more interesting than how these dirty cheap tricks pan out in the following week.
Stay Tuned for more !!
But history never repeats itself completely. So reveals the sting operation that our correspondents myself and an inside source executed impeccably, although being busy with other more important, and the so called, Breaking News'. I can safely say that there were no human sacrifices made, yet atleast. But then again, there are these levels to which the "co-owners" (as pointed out promptly by someone, being the mistake in my last piece) have stooped to. Human Sacrifice, or your Self-Conscience sacrifice? And then they play hide and seek with thy Integrity. This is going to be messy, even before it starts.
Excerpts from the Sting Operation:
POR, where art thou? Katputliyon ki tarah nachaaunga main inhe. Insider Trading, baayen haath ka khel and saala owners ko toh pata bhi nahi chalega. Kuch toh faayda uthaun POR ka. And from where I stand all these are just fools. Aur rahi baat MM ki, time waste karne ki bilkul zaroorat nahi hai unpe. And they think they are offering them those beers, VIP passes to the after parties. Woh kya jaane ki yahan abhi ke abhio dry day declare kar sakta hun main. Morons.
DD. Let's not talk about over confidence here. We know we are the best. Blah Blah Blah..... What they forget is how we have managed to parcel off UD to TMK. They wouldn't know what hit them. Sheesh, Diwaaron ke bhi kaan hote hain. And rahi baaki baat, well paise were well invested. Team ki toh zaroorat hi kahan, kaafi hai hum 3 log hi.
TMK. There can only be one smart ass here. I will show them all. Inn logon ko lagta hai ki meri help se saari glory apne naam kar lenge. Inke sabki......... Dekh lunga. Dark Horse, Party Poopers, sab hum hi hain. And rahi baat bhasad machane ki, toh voh toh mera janm sidh adhikaar hai.
J.E.D.I. We'll show them. That plan to leave out the star performer from last year, SK, was a master stroke. We'll oversell that lambu to other teams and eat into their market cap. Hila ke rakh denge sabko.
Auction. Master stroke by POR, trying to include Thakur into it. << Whowudhavthunk that he is the inside man >> And the scoop is clearer than ever. That so called Ta.. would not even know what hit him by the next edition.
Match Fixing. Smartass Madan and his strange ploys. He doesn't know who he is dealing with here. Aise 10 toh main sirf ball boys rakhta hun apne backyard mein. Karne de usse koshish, and khush hone de. 4 pal ki chaandi hai, let him be. And, MM ka toh fixing karke bhi scope nahi hai.
And they think they are the smart asses. Well whatever happens, nothing could be more interesting than how these dirty cheap tricks pan out in the following week.
Stay Tuned for more !!
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